Lies I’ve Been Told Lately
(Original post date: Thursday, February 14, 2008)
I wrote the essay but my dog ate my jump drive.
We’ll be there between 9 and 12.
I already cleaned my room.
You said I could.
Our classes are heterogeneously grouped.
It was smoky when I came in.
My teacher didn’t give us any homework.
I looked in the library – it’s not there.
He started it.
I told you about that.
There are no hidden fees.
That’s not my job.
Everyone else has one.
It’s not burned, it’s crunchy.
You look exactly the same!