Lies I’ve Been Told Lately

(Original post date: Thursday, February 14, 2008)

I wrote the essay but my dog ate my jump drive.

We’ll be there between 9 and 12.

I already cleaned my room.

You said I could.

Our classes are heterogeneously grouped.

It was smoky when I came in.

My teacher didn’t give us any homework.

You promised.

I looked in the library – it’s not there.

He started it.

I told you about that.

There are no hidden fees.

That’s not my job.

Everyone else has one.

It’s not burned, it’s crunchy.

You look exactly the same!

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