#1:
Let’s not be silly.
Of course I care who you pick.
That’s why I don’t ask.

#2:
All these cross-aisle vows.
Is bipartisanism
Even possible?

#3:
Local businessman
Threatened lay-offs should Mitt lose.
Oh, ethics shmethics.

#4:
Cast your jaded vote.
Our responsibility
Supersedes our doubt. 

#5:
I am Beth Landau
And I approve these haiku.
(I had to do it.)